Perhaps because she shot her first porn at the relatively late age of 24 (she is now 28), Cindy Dollar can be depended on to give you honest answers about her porn experience.

“I don’t like to fuck on boats,” she said prior to the release of her compilation “The Private Life of Cindy Dollar.” “They move too much. It is uncomfortable.”

“Are you saying, then, that all of the sex on yachts that Private has in its vast libraries is footage of women not enjoying themselves?“

“No,” Dollar says. “I do not like sex on boats.”

But don’t be crestfallen, sailors: Dollar might still come aboard if you have a small dick.

“I don’t like the big dick so much,” Dollar said. “I only like a little big.”

“Where?”

“First in my pussy, and after in my anus.”

“And if it’s on a boat?”

“Well, OK.”

While we are lucky to know several bona fide nymphomaniacs for whom porn is really the only safe place to be, Dollar recognizes porn as a job, and is refreshing in her candor.

“I don’t fancy girls off camera,” she said. “But on camera, I like the blondes.”

“But you do like sex, right?”

“Yes,” she said. “Oh, yes.”

And what about porn? Does she like to watch porn?

“Only sometimes,” she said. “When I masturbate.”

“Do you watch porn with a partner, or alone?”

“I watch porn alone when I masturbate,” she said. “I don’t let anyone else do it when I’m alone.”

We like that Dollar keeps some things…private.

For some reason this is reassuring because, even if Dollar goes from blonde to brunette to blonde again, even if those four-girl orgies are just pleasant eye candy, even if she blasphemes the porn gods by saying she likes small dicks better and prefers vaginal intercourse to the anal variety, it is nice to know that she masturbates to porn the way Nature intended.

Watch “The Private Life of Cindy Dollar” here